Total Medals Earned: 312 (From 57 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,065 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)
Medals Earned: 8/16 (220/435 points)
Medals Earned: 15/20 (345/450 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/55 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Medals Earned: 25/44 (305/500 points)
Medals Earned: 7/11 (70/160 points)
Medals Earned: 7/21 (75/450 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (60/60 points)
At least you've tried...
You've saved some lives.
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
You've saved almost everyone
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
Complete the game and survive.
You are even worse than the undead...
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive and save two of your friends.
Survive without getting any friends.
Score at least 1000 points in 120 seconds - beginner
Score at least 250 points in a single move
Score at least 1500 points in 25 moves - advanced
Score at least 3000 points in 25 moves - beginner
Score at least 3000 points in 120 seconds - beginner
Score at least 400 points in a single move
Score at least 560 points in a single move
Score 640 points in a single move
Score at least 500 points in 120 seconds - advanced
Score at least 6000 points in 25 moves - beginner
Score at least 9000 points in 25 moves - beginner
Score at least 1500 points in 120 seconds - advanced
Score at least 5000 points in 25 moves - advanced
Score at least 5000 points in 120 seconds - beginner
Score at least 2000 points in 120 seconds - advanced
Score at least 7000 points in 25 moves - advanced
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Fully upgrade your health
Fully upgrade your laser cannon
Find 1 secret area
Fully upgrade your pistol
Save 4 survivors
Kill 50 soldiers
Blow up 13 cars
Kill 60 aliens
Kill 60 leapers
Trash 40 trashcans
Kill 200 enemies
Shoot out 100 lights
Find all 18 secret areas
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Fully upgrade your grenade launcher
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Save 12 survivors
Complete all chapters
Level 3 Completed
score 10000 in a game
Level 5 Completed
Complete 5 levels.
Complete 10 levels.
Complete 15 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 25 levels.
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You've earned extra kupo!
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You found the hidden skull!
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
Unlock the Bank.
Earn $1,000.
Unlock the Strong Magnet.
Earn $10,000.
Earn way more money than the minted value of the coins.
Let your bank do all the work.
Earn $1,000,000.
Unlock the Cash Box.
Make money just by sitting there.
Buy the final upgrade.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Evolve Once
Get hit by toxic waste
Eat a whale
Eat 10 poisonous fish in one game
Beat on medium
Eat 200 fish in one game
Eat 50 kinds of fish in one game before the boss fight
Get caught in a net
Use a cheat
Beat the game on easy
Get caught by a crab trap
Get eaten by a mermaid
Reach level 25
Beat on high
Achieve the rank of Sea Monster (over 5 000 000 points )
Complete the game as a Shrimp using the FISHOLVO cheat
Eat all 100 kinds of fish
Beat on Insane
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